Friday Night Fights - Uppercut! Round 6! The Authority!

Uppercuts are all well and good, but Wicked Juan is bringing a bit of the old ultra-violence this week, courtesy of The Authority #14.

STEP 1 - Make a dramatic entrance and lay a little verbal smackdown on your opponent.

STEP 2 - While your opponent is working on a snappy comeback…

…hit ‘em with the SURPRISE ATTACK (bonus points are awarded if you go for the low blow)!

STEP 3 - Let your opponent recover enough so they develop a sense of overconfidence...

...then bring the THUNDER!

STEP 4- Fly off into the sunset. Your work here is done.

It’s been that kind of week.

Bahlactus hits so hard, your entire galaxy will feel it!

(One of my favorite fight scenes ever was brought to you by Marvelous Mark Millar, Fantastic Frank Quitely Titanic Trevor Scott, Dynamic David Baron, Ravishing Ryan Cline, Jovial John Layman and the fine folks at Wildstorm back when it was just Wildstorm. Props where props are due.)

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One Response to “Friday Night Fights - Uppercut! Round 6! The Authority!”

  1. Always Bet on Bahlactus™ » Friday Night Fights — Uppercut!!! Round 6 Says:
    July 28, 2007 at 3:36 am

    [...] Announcer: Better send someone to console your mama when Wicked Juan starts the fightin’ sport, and let her know you’re gonna need life support!!! [...]

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