Hi, I’m the sentient AI protocol of Juan’s Blog (or whatever the hell he’s calling it this week). The answer to the above question is a resounding “yes,” but Juan has been a deceptively busy lad (or so he says) and has spent more time/energy/effort:
- Scribbling things in various notebooks (his handwriting is atrocious BTW)
- Plotting a major heist (was I supposed to say that?)
- Typing stuff into computers (he’s very clumsy on the keyboard)
- Mourning the loss of his precious Battlestar Galactica
- Bleeding on cocktail napkins (so unsanitary)
- Growing a playoff beard (that will probably end up being very short)
- Writing on flesh (externally only and only as needed)
- Searching for the magical and elusive PBR in bottles
- Cutting and pasting letters for a ransom letter (he’s a butcher with a pair of scissors)
- Scrawling on random bathroom walls
- Going out into the sun and working on his “farmer’s tan/sunburn”
He regrets to inform you he is extremely dismayed by his Sharks’ dismal playoff performance and is plotting to tamper with genetically engineer human DNA with actual Great White Shark DNA in the hopes of winning a Stanley Cup. Is biting an NHL penalty? There’s no mention of it in the rulebook.
He sends his love to his reader.
