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California Dreamin’

May 13, 2009

California Dreamin'

Nothing to see here… just a dork messing around with his webcam.  As you were.

4 comments

  1. Clearly the sun is about to consume the earth in that photo…

    Nice pic at the top, where’d you score it? :)


    • @Jenny: Actually, this picture was taken from my jungle island mountain secret fortress on the moon. It was a very sunny Dia de Juan and there was a lot of glare, because the moon is very white. I plan to paint the moon with my visage so everyone on Earth can gaze wantonly at my visage , but probably won’t get around to this project til next year. Priorities, you know.

      Also, I have no idea where the photo at the top came from. It will be destroyed soon and replaced with one that pleases Juan.


  2. The photo at the top is a blitzed out wacky Photoshopped image of Hammerhead sharks swimming from beneath the swarm.

    Well suited for such a cunning foe as Juan. :P


  3. Not just hammerhead sharks… robotic hammerhead shark submarines.

    As far as villains go, I am truly unparalleled.



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